Heavy Object Junpaku Countdown (Dengeki Bunko) [Light Novel]

[Machine Translation] The year-end and New Year holidays are no different from the daily routine of the 37th Mobile Maintenance Battalion. On a certain mission, they are caught up in the fiasco of Elise, a lanky, big-breasted soldier dressed up as a mini-skirted Santa Claus, and are sent on a mission that seems certain to kill them. They are given Santa-colored uniforms that are more conspicuous than signal flares on the Arctic battlefield, and are asked to shoot any enemy soldiers they come across. Teamed up with Elise, a plague goddess who can make even a dog walk and hit a stick, Quenser and his team push forward through the frigid ice and fog! ( Why did I have to step on Quenser's face with my ass and put my face between both of his legs just to avoid the explosion? Elise! ) ( Ummm, Elise, I'll warm you up with my body now, won't I? ) No tension in this almost execution-like mission! Near-future action!

年末年始も第三七機動整備大隊の日常は変わらない。とある任務でミニスカサンタに仮装したへっぽこ巨乳兵士エリーゼの大失態に巻き込まれ、彼らは死亡確定のような任務へ送られる。なんと北極の戦場で信号弾より目立つサンタカラー軍服を支給され、敵兵さんどうぞお撃ちください状態に。犬も歩けば棒に当たる疫病神エリーゼとチームを組まされ、クウェンサーたちは極寒の氷霧の中を突き進む!「爆発避けただけで、どうしてクウェンサーの顔をケツで踏んで両足の間に顔を突っ込む羽目になるんだ!エリーゼ!」「うふふエリーゼおねえたん、今なら体で温めてあげるよ?」ほとんど処刑に近いミッションでも緊張感がないぞ!近未来アクション!