The ultimate male fantasy . . . to play strip rock-paper-scissors with the Maiko-han!! Popular scriptwriter Kankuro Kudo combines with acclaimed actors Sadao Abe, Shinichi Tsutsumi, and Kou Shibasaki for an unpredictable, new ride through insanity. Average Tokyo salaryman Kimihiko Onitsuka has one unique quality, an unprecedented fandom for the Maiko. And yet, he just can't get through the door of the tea-house used to play with her. Then one day he get's transfered to Kyoto. Kunihiko works hard, overcomes obstacles, and finally finds himself allowed into the tea house . . . and yes, as the party's building and the time finally comes for strip rock-paper-scissors he discovers that sitting next to him is a plastered Kiichiro Naito--the professional baseball star. Now that Kiichiro has ruined Kunihiko's night, there's only one thing on Kunihiko's mind. Kunihiko will become a professional baseball star!! Meanwhile, Kunihiko's heartbroken ex-girlfriend from Tokyo wants revenge on Kunihiko, travels to Kyoto, and works to become the next Maiko!? DVD features the world's first-ever fortune menu, special three-fold case, specially made "Maiko Haaaan!!" rock-paper-scissors card, foldable Kyoto location map, and "Maiko Haaaan!!!" knowledge guide.