Ore wo Sukinano wa Omae Dake Kayo 16 (Dengeki Bunko) [Light Novel]

[Machine Translation] The events that Ameero Kisaragi, a.k.a. Joro, experienced in his second year of high school were a series of bizarre and outlandish occurrences. Starting with a misunderstood love affair between two beautiful girls, the distribution of a fake three-way article, a mysterious holy war between a kushikatsu shop and a yakitori shop, the destruction of three precious bonds that have been spun together, and the greatest challenge of all time. On Christmas Day, Sanshokuin Touko disappeared. What the... I'm waiting for you over there, Mr. Joro-kun. I'm waiting for you there. Of course, you know where that is, don't you? What the hell is that guy? If you want me to find you, you can't hide from me! I confessed my feelings to him and he said yes! I think the only thing left to do now is to give him some kisses! GADDEM! I'm going to find Sanshokuin Touko and the answer you've been holding in your hands by New Year's Eve for sure! So, when I find it, let me tell you this, Pansy... You're the only one who likes me.

俺、ジョーロこと如月雨露が高校二年生に経験した出来事は、奇想天外の連続。二人の美少女からの勘違い恋愛相談に始まり、なんちゃって三股記事の配布、串カツ屋と焼鳥屋の謎の聖戦、紡いできた大切な三つの絆の破壊―そして訪れた史上最大の難問。クリスマスに、姿を消した三色院董子。なんだが...『ジョーロ君。私はあそこで貴方を待っているわ。もちろんどこかは分かるわよね?』まじ、あいつ何なの!?探してほしいなら、隠れないでもらえますぅ～!?そもそも俺告白してオッケーもらったじゃん!もう、後はチュッチュモミモミしかないと思うじゃん!ガッデム!こうなりゃ絶対大晦日までに三色院董子と、てめぇが抱えた答えを見つけ出す!だからさ、見つけたらこれだけは言わせてくれよ、パンジー。...俺を好きなのはお前だけかよ。